I'M GONNA TELL YOU A STORY

Look, buddy. My name is Starch. I'm the damned king of the world. Do you think you want to fuck with me? I don't think so. If you so much as look at me, I will mold your face into an orange and squeeze it for pulp. Obviously, I'm just kidding! I'm a very nice person. I'm also saving up to a buy a bow later in my life, because I love archery!







I also like Blockland but I forgot my key.





This website sucks. Here's a picture of a girl from my friend Jacksaunt's school.

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